A todos los fanaticos de mis sueños, ahi va mi ultimo sueño.
En esta ocasion soy un espía encubierto (muy bien enmascarado) en el mercado de la central de abastos en Mexico. Ahi me tienen, vestido de indio otomi con una indumentaria indigena, ropa de manta de algodon, atada con unos lazos (de los que se usan para tender la ropa) para que no se me caigan los pantalones, bigotito cantisflezco, y hasta una bolsa de estopin cargando hongos frescos y adentro bien camuflajeada mi pistola de agente secreto. Mi mision; descubrir quien esta robando el tesoro.
Por supuesto que un agente secreto tiene a su ayudante, y mi ayudante en realidad es el verdadero ladron, asi que iba a ser super dificil por que la maldad esta del lado de los buenos. En una parte del mercado estan construyendo y me camuflajeo con los albañiles. En eso siento que se me rompe mi cinturon (cinturon espia por que era un pinc&%# mecate para amarrar cajas), me persiguen los malos (el malo), y yo corriendo (lo mejor que se puede cuando uno esta disfrazado de indigena y se le estan cayendo los pantalones). Finalmente llego a mi cuertel oficina movil, con antena, internet y todo. Ahi descubro que mi ayudante es el malo, saco mi pistola, pero HORROR, mi pistola se ha convertido en un manojo de perejil que por error cambie en el mercado, por mis excelentes hongos frescos...
Estoy muerto, como salir de este problema. El mejor agente secreto ( o sea yo ), y sin pistola. Afortunadamente a mi ayudante le ha dado una diarrea espantosa por culpa de comer unos caldos de hongos, y no puede mas. Se dobla del dolor y retortijones, y yo en mi calidad de excelente espia logro someter al enemigo. Lo peor es que al despertar, siento un dolor de estomago espantoso. (O habra sido una pesadilla????)...
Hospital psiquiatrico de Chametla, abran las puertas, ya voy a entregarme solito!..
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Me declaro fan de tus sueños, otra vez. Aunque lo del hospital psiquiátrico no es mala idea... te dejarán segirlos publicando desde ahí?
Jajajaj sos increible!! Cómo me hacés reir por favor!! Tenés serios problemas, sobre todo a la hora de apoyar la cabeza en la almohada Jaja me parece una idea brillante hacer una consulta psiquiátrica ehh sino preguntale al chino qué opina! Jaja
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